Nearly as strange as Fiction Friday

One of my favorite jokes:

A man's at a conference and the speaker says, "In about five billion years the sun will turn into a red giant and burn up the earth and everything around it." The man jumps up from his chair and says, "What did you say!!??" The speaker says, "I said the sun will turn into a huge red giant and burn up the earth in about five billion years." The man says, "Oh, that's a relief. I thought you said two billion years!"


Here is a site that logs every visit in order to count down from a billion. Knock yourself out!